Unisex "Sarcasm: Because Punching People Was Frowned Upon"
Not everyone gets it… and that’s the point 😏
This “I’d Explain It To You But I Left My Crayons At Home” tee is the ultimate mic-drop for anyone fluent in sarcasm. Bold, colorful, and impossible to ignore, it’s designed to turn heads, spark laughs, and maybe offend just the right people.
Soft, comfy, and packed with attitude, this shirt doesn’t just make a statement—it finishes the conversation. Perfect for those days when patience is low and your humor is doing all the talking.
Savage. Simple. Hilariously honest.
Product features
- Lightweight 4.3 oz cotton body for all-season comfort
- Ribbed knit collar with seam to preserve shape
- Shoulder tape and side seams for added structure and durability
- DTF sleeve prints for vibrant, long-lasting color
- Heather options include 90/10 cotton/polyester blend
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the EU REACH requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Direct-to-Film (DTF) print
Sleeve prints from Underground Threads and Print Clever are printed on a special film and then transferred to the garment
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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